Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

It's a good thing I'm not going anywhere because I don't think I could do it outside of the safety of my very own four walls. But I did find out my pirate name. ARGH!
I would not make a very popular pirate.

My pirate name is Dirty Grace Rackham.

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.