Help! There's a giant spider on my house.

According to my kids, the best thing I've done this week was to help them mount an enormous black spider on the side of the house. This was done, of course, in honor of Halloween... and I ALWAYS decorate for Halloween. Apparently, the spider was something rather spectacular as I was bombarded with "so cool" and "really neat" and "the best ever!" I'll take my props where I can get them.