What I heard...
"Mom. Will wheat grow in Kansas?"
How have I failed my children? How can they not know that Kansas is the wheat state? How have they missed the fields of gold, the fall harvesting of the wheat, the pictures on the license plates of our vehicles?
"Of course!" I answered. "It grows everywhere in Kansas. We are famous for it. We are the wheat state!"
Munchkin Boy's eyes grow wider and wider.
"Really? We are?"
From Munchkin Number One:
"Mom. He said weed. As in marijuana. Does weeD grow in Kansas?"